(above) Vicky's Secret model Marisa Miller hangs on every word, sly story and witty joke told by league all-star Michael Wuertz.
At the conclusion of my mediocre season, I have a season of mediocre stats to report. Here are the highlights and low lights:
AVG:
Lyle Overbay batted .345 in 58 abs
Shin Soo Choo was partially eaten, yet batted .293 in 116 abs
Maicier Izturis batted .291 in 117 abs
HR:
Jason Kubel 6
Mark Texiera 4 (combined)
RBI:
Mark Texiera 28 (combined)
Asdrubal Cabrera 21
SB:
Denard Span 8
Wins:
Jake Peavy and Alfredo Aceves, 4
Saves:
Michael Wuertz, 7 (see above)
Lowlights:
- Adam Lind getting eaten. He batted .270 with three hrs in 89 abs
- Marco Scutaro batted .165 in 127 abs
- Zack Greinke was 1-3 before being traded and Scott Baker finished at 2-4
Boring.
ReplyDeletePhilosophically speaking, is it even worth playing if you finish 0.500? I say this knowing full well that Butts could sweep me out, leaving me to the same fate. Don't answer - its a rhetorical question (and of course its still worth it!)
Seriously though, I like the statistical highlights/lowlights idea. I think I will have a post like this after I finish the season out. I have some fun bad stats to share as well. Justin Morneau-for-4, I'm looking in your direction...