(above: "honorary" team captains Doc Gooden, Daryl Strawberry and Iron Mike Tyson keeping things light)
Introducing the 2011 New York Mets!
Reasons for impending 2011 success:
- Platoon-heavy offense mashes righties and obliterates lefties with both high OBP and power to spare.
- Rotation features strong-armed veterans mixed with strikeout-happy youngsters. All righties...don't bahleed the lefty hype, yall!
- Bullpen's as good as it gets without the names. Cards are sick, yall!
- A legacy of league dominance and unmatched managerial intelligence, evidenced by a 2009 NL championship and seven other playoff appearances.
Omar Infante/Placido Polanco
Placido Polanco/David Wright
Barry Enright/Homer Bailey
Paul Janish - IF
Seth Smith - OF
H.C. Contreras - RP
Homer Bailey/Barry Enright - SP