Friday, February 4, 2011

2011 Astros boast leagues largest "cocks" and horsecocks.



pitchers

  1. josh johnson
  2. chris carpenter
  3. brett myers
  4. jaime garcia
  5. derek lowe
bullpen
  1. heath bell
  2. tim stauffer
  3. takashi saito
  4. hisanori takahashi
  5. jon venters
  6. barry zito
lineup
c- ivan rodriguez, humberto quintero
1b - ryan howard, derek lee
2b - brandon phillips, ryan theriot
ss - jimmy rollins, ryan theriot
3b - scott rolen, juan uribe
lf - ryan braun, pat burrell
cf - andres torres, jose tabata
rf - jay bruce, pat burrell
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3 comments:

  1. RockwellFebruary 4, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    No fancy pictures or pomp and circumstance. Thus is a new Spencer run regime.
    This team legitimately slays pitching and pussies.

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  2. Gopher Bandanna GuyFebruary 4, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Like the starting staff very much, and I'm sold on that pen too. Looking forward to matching up with ya.

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  3. RockwellFebruary 4, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Forgot to mention that I demoted the following to Triple -A Jersey Shore:

    SS Jeff Keppinger
    P Jon Broxton
    INF. Adam Kennedy
    3B. Pedro Alvarez

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