Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Your 2012 PTP Brooklyn Dodgers

Here is the 2012 NL PTP CHAMPIONSHIP SQUADRON FROM NEW DODGERS OWNER SPENCER ROCKWELL, WHO BOUGHT THE DODGERS FROM FRANK McCOURT FOR A MINISCULE $1.97.

WARNING: IF YOU DISS MY TEAM MY FANBASE WILL BEAT YOU INTO A
COMA IN THE PARKING LOT!

Starting Pitchers
Cole Hamels
Cliff Lee
Tim Hudson
Yovanni Gallardo
Kyle Kendrick

BULLPEN
Joel Hanrahan
Ryan Madsen
Javy Guerra
Mark Melancon
Aaron Harang
Randy Wolf

LINEUP
CF - Andrew McCutchen
SS - Dee Gordon
1B - Al Pujols
LF - Carlos Beltran
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
2B - Dan Espinosa
C - Carlos Ruiz
RF - Rick Ankiel

BENCH
Chipper Jones - 3B
Nate Schierholtz & Associates - OF
Gaby Sanchez - 1B
Angel Sanchez - UTIL
Angel Pagan - OF
John Buck - C

MINORS
Charles Morton - SP
Budrick Norris - SP
Ronny Cedeno - SS/2B
Scott Rolen - 3B

3 comments:

  1. SIDE NOTE:

    EVERY PITCHER ON MY TEAM HAS A "JAM".

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  2. Spence - i think you should worry more about keeping the dice in the box than splashing this blog with 2nd grade slobber.

    Signed,
    Neighborhood Blogwatch Concerned Citizen w/ a .500 record

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  3. This, THIS is the team we're all supposed to be afraid of? Gimme a break. There isn't a bat I fear in that lineup outside of Pujols. Good starters, but get ready to lose a bunch of games 3 to 1. Nothing to see here friends, move along.

    And you don't get to call yourself the Brooklyn Dodgers unless you can pull out the stadium charts for Ebbets field or Wee Willy Keeler's card.

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