Rolling 10-Sided Dice In The Pursuit Of Fictitious Baseball Glory
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Hi, all. Above is the team owner, Nick, with mangled cards and pouting dog. The second photo shows the remains of the usable Shin Soo Chew card and the now-lost Adam Lind.
Almost...nearly all the numbers are there vs LH except for the ending numbers in that single zone. I did bench him vs lefties as he was more of a RH killer.
Spencer said he's still gonna get back to me on whether or not Lind was found "on the other end"....you know...in a snow bank somewhere...he's watching extra close.
Since being half-eaten, Shoo is batting .300 with three rbis and a game-tying HR, so I would imagine that Lind is going to be "steaming" hot if recovered...
I hate to say it Nick, but Adam Lind is done dundy and gone ghandi. I did follow Maddy around waiting for the next BM, but all that came out was Michael Hershey Squirts Wuertz.
This guy was born in Greenfield and went to UW LaCrosse, I feel a little bad as he passed in 2006. Those glasses are right out of the southside of Chicago
AL 2012 Season - Current Standings
1. Fish (4-2)
2. Goldy (2-1)
3. Nick (10-8)
4. Torto (4-5)
4. Spencer (4-5)
6. Keith (6-9)
7. Mario (0-0)
NL 2011 Season - Current Standings
1. Nick (31-11) *
2. Torto (27-15) *
3. Fish (22-20) *
4. Spencer (21-21)*
6. Mario (17-22)
6. Ben (17-22)
7. Keith (15-24)
8. Carlo (12-27)
Nick - Nyjer Morgan (injured 21 games; served 2)
Mario - Cameron Maybin (out all season, Carlo's fault)
Current and Past Champions
2012 AL - ??? 2011 NL - Jon Tortomasi
2010 AL - Ben Goldsworthy 2010 NL - Scott Fisher 2009 AL - Scott Fisher 2009 NL - Jon Tortomasi 2008 AL - Scott Fisher 2008 NL - Nick Ewoldt 2007 AL - Scott Fisher 2007 NL - Scott Fisher 2006 AL - Spencer Rockwell 2006 NL - Scott Fisher 2005 AL - Scott Fisher 2005 NL - Scott Fisher
Great pics - love the dog all curled up and nonchalant in the background.
ReplyDeleteHey, Lind could probably still play versus lefties, eh?
Almost...nearly all the numbers are there vs LH except for the ending numbers in that single zone. I did bench him vs lefties as he was more of a RH killer.
ReplyDeleteSpencer said he's still gonna get back to me on whether or not Lind was found "on the other end"....you know...in a snow bank somewhere...he's watching extra close.
ReplyDeleteSince being half-eaten, Shoo is batting .300 with three rbis and a game-tying HR, so I would imagine that Lind is going to be "steaming" hot if recovered...
Oh, this is outstanding stuff - and exactly what the blog is for. Puns and memories like these forever preserved in the digital ether.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Lind couldn't hold up against the rigors of 'the dog days of summer'
Will there be a minor league call up forthcoming?
I hate to say it Nick, but Adam Lind is done dundy and gone ghandi. I did follow Maddy around waiting for the next BM, but all that came out was Michael Hershey Squirts Wuertz.
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