Arlington, TX - Whoo-hoo!! We got ourselves a hell of a team down here in Texas this year, boys. You like power? We got ourselves Josh Hamilton, All American badass and a bunch of other big-cocked boppers. Is it speed you like? We got ourselves a Jap that’s been slapping the Goddam ball around ballparks and causing havoc on the bases for prit-near 20 years. You want pitchers with attitude? That boy Verlander will plunk you in the back so hard your momma will feel it.
Take a look at our club this year, you panty-wearing Yankees. I guarantee, you come down here to Texas, you’re gonna know you’re in our house….
OF
Josh Hamilton
Ichiro
Corey Patterson
Delmon Young
Jeff Francour
C
Victor Martinez
Lou Marson
1b
Lance Berkman
Carlos Pena
2B
Dustin Pedroia
Adam Rosales
SS
JJ Hardy
Erick Aybar
3B
Danny Valencia
SP
Justin Verlander
Jon Lester
Fausto Carmona
Max Scherzer
Phil Hughes
Bullpen
Andrew Bailey
Jason Frasor
David Robertson
Alexi Ogando
Matt Capps
Robinson Tejada
Minors
Joba
Dice-K
Johnny Damon
Jeff Mathis
Take a look at our club this year, you panty-wearing Yankees. I guarantee, you come down here to Texas, you’re gonna know you’re in our house….
OF
Josh Hamilton
Ichiro
Corey Patterson
Delmon Young
Jeff Francour
C
Victor Martinez
Lou Marson
1b
Lance Berkman
Carlos Pena
2B
Dustin Pedroia
Adam Rosales
SS
JJ Hardy
Erick Aybar
3B
Danny Valencia
SP
Justin Verlander
Jon Lester
Fausto Carmona
Max Scherzer
Phil Hughes
Bullpen
Andrew Bailey
Jason Frasor
David Robertson
Alexi Ogando
Matt Capps
Robinson Tejada
Minors
Joba
Dice-K
Johnny Damon
Jeff Mathis
