Saturday, January 26, 2013

Meet...Team ButtRock, Fear...Team ButtRock

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There have been many great partnerships throughout the years: Snooki & JWoww; Scott Stapp & Creed; Tom Laurent & Jenny Wilson; Joe Buck & Troy Aikman; Chuck Finley & Tawny Kitaen; Michael Jordan & Will Perdue; Dennis Rodman & Carmen Elektra; AC Slater & Jessie Spano; Michael Richards & black people. Rarely has there been a partnership with so much synergy, cohesivness and behind-the-scenes puppetry. MGR Jason Butler + GM / MGR Spencer Rockwell = ButtRock.

Game 1 - Felix Hernandez v. Chris Sale @ Fenway Park 

Chris Sale, a lefty, fanned 11, pitched a complete game, 3-hit shutout and Josh Hamlington's bases clearing triple was all the scoring as ButtRock wins 3-0
W - Chris Sale  CG, 3h, 11k, 1w
L - Felix Hernandez  CG, 6h, 3er, 6k, 2w


Game 2 - Jake Peavy v. James Shield @ Fenway Park

Mike Napoli tied the game in the 8th with a solo HR, but Paul Konerko's GW-HR in the 11th was the dagger as ButtRock wins 3-2.

W - "Caw Caw" Aaron Crow  1.0, 2h, 1w
L - X. Tazawa  1.1, 2h, 1er, k 

HR - Pauly Konerko (1)
         Mike Napoli (1)

Game 3 - Matt Harrison v. Max "Sippin on some" Scherzer

GM Spencer Rockwell's shrewd drafting and J. Butler-Smuts' old-school managerial style proved to be a lethal combination on this day as Max Scherezer scattered nine hits and struckout nine, and reserve catcher Jeff Mathis socked a 2-R HR as ButtRock shutout Keither for the second time in three games. ButtRock wins 4-0.

W - Scherzer  CG, 9h, 9k, 3w
L - Harrison  8.2, 10h, 4er, 2k, 1w

HR - Paully Konerko (2)
         Jeff Mathis (1)


  1. Good work "Rockin that Butts" - surprising that Keith started out a PTP Year 0-3. I guess those late draft picks of Pronk and Jemile Weeks while he was passed out didn't help much

  2. I got ButtRocked, yo. And I'm talking about after I passed out, not this turrible series...


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